Little Clues
"Dude, what the fuck is that noise?"
Dunn looked up. "What noise?"
"Can't you hear it?"
"Dude, hear what?"
Ryan Gee frowned at him, shifting further up his bed. "That weird jangling."
Dunn listened, suddenly realising what Shitgoose was referring to, something he didn't even notice anymore.
"Oh man," he laughed. "That's Bam."
"Huh?" Gee looked confused.
"You know those pussy-assed bangles he wears?" Dunn made a universally recognised gesture with his fist over his crotch.
Gee snorted, lips trembling as he started to laugh. "No way man."
"Yes way," Dunn snickered. Gee sobered suddenly and Dunn raised an eyebrow. "What?"
"Uh Dunn..."
"What man? What is it?" Dunn watched Gee's eyes widen.
"Bam's... isn't he... he's not..."
They looked at each other in shock, both of them blurting out the same name at the same time. "Ville!"
Completely synchronously, they shifted right to the heads of their beds, sitting next to the adjoining wall, pressing their ears to it, almost holding their breath. The jangling was louder, faster now. Dunn couldn't help a quiet snigger as he caught a quiet moan followed immediately by a soft cry that was definitely not Bam's voice and definitely not a female voice.
"Oh my God are they..." Gee's voice died when they both heard Bam again.
"Fuck Ville," was muttered probably louder that it should have been because they heard a smack and a groan straight after.
"Did he just..." Gee shook his head.
Dunn nodded slowly. "Yes Shitgoose, I think Ville just spanked Bam."
"Shit."
"Yeah," Dunn agreed. He couldn't quite stop listening though as the jangling stopped suddenly and the distinctive squeak-bump of a bed shifting under two moving bodies started.
"They're fucking Dunn."
"I know."
"They're actually fucking."
"Shut up, I'm listening."
Gee stared at him wide-eyed. "Are you serious?"
"Oh and you're not?" Dunn snorted as Gee shook his head then suddenly pressed closer to the wall after another low groan.
"Ville," Bam moaned. "Harder, fuck me harder."
The bumping against their wall got louder and faster and Dunn bit his fist so he didn't laugh or cry hysterically, he wasn't sure which it would be. His best friend was being fucked, fucked by a man and he wasn't actually sure he was that surprised.
The next room erupted in fast squeaking and moans and a sudden, final groan of Bam's name in deep resonant tones.
Taking a deep breath, Dunn fixed Gee with a glare knowing exactly how big a gossip the photographer was. "You say one word about this man, one fucking word and I will rip off your dick and feed it to you, you got me?"
Shitgoose swallowed and shook his head frantically. "I swear man, I'd never say anything."
"You'd better not."
"I won't."
"Good." Dunn watched Gee lie down again but he pressed his ear back to the wall.
"Baby that was..." Bam sighed loudly. "I fucking missed you."
"Me too Bammie, missed fucking you too."
"Thanks," Bam snorted.
"You know I'm teasing, darling."
"Yeah sure you are."
"Bammie," Ville drawled, a smirk evident in his voice. "You know I love you."
"Prove it."
Dunn pulled away from the wall, it was getting intimate in a whole different way, one he didn't feel comfortable intruding on. He lay back down and rolled over to try and sleep.
@>*~
Emerging from the room the next morning, they ran into Bam and Ville. Gee cleared his throat and looked away.
"Hey guys," Bam said.
"Morning," Ville mumbled, looking tired. Dunn bit back the urge to giggle hysterically.
"I uh, um gotta... yeah," Gee hurried off without looking back.
"What's up with him?" Bam asked. Dunn just shrugged. "So breakfast?"
"Yeah."
Ville wandered on ahead as the band emerged from their rooms but Dunn grabbed Bam's wrist to stop him.
"What dude?"
Dunn raised an eyebrow and shook Bam's arm so his bangles jangled together.
"Dunn what?"
Moving Bam's arm down, he made a jack off gesture over Bam's crotch. "I'm not saying anything," he murmured as Bam went pale. "Just letting you know."
Bam cleared his throat. "Thanks man."
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